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Jenny Lawson

Embracing the Awkward Moments That Shape Our Lives

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Author: Jenny Lawson

Narrator: Brian

Format: MP3

ISBN: 9781611760859

Language: English

Publish Date: 04/17/2012

Audiobook length: 31min

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Chapter 1: I Was aThree-Year-Old Arsonist

00:0010:16

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Chapter 2: My Childhood:David Copperfield MeetsGuns & Ammo Magazine

00:0020:27

Chapter 3: Stanley,the Magical Talking Squirrel

00:0013:19

Chapter 4: Don’t Tell Your Parents

00:0013:20

Chapter 5: Jenkins,You Motherfucker

00:0016:55

Chapter 6: If You Need an Arm Condom, It Might BeTime to Reevaluate Some of Your Life Choices

00:0018:42

Chapter 7: Draw Mea Fucking Dog

00:0020:57

Chapter 8: And That’s Why Neil Patrick Harris Would Be theMost Successful Mass Murderer Ever

00:0012:55

Chapter 9: No One Ever Taught MeCouch Etiquette

00:0006:13

Chapter 10: Just Your Average Engagement Story

00:0007:24

Chapter 11: It Wasn’t Stew

00:0012:10

Chapter 12: Married onthe Fourth of July

00:0008:14

Chapter 13: There’s No Place Like Home

00:0007:23

Chapter 14: A Series ofHelpful Post-it Notes I Left Aroundthe House for My Husband This Week

00:0005:51

Chapter 15: The Dark andDisturbing Secrets HR Doesn’t Want You to Know

00:0017:39

Chapter 16: If You See My Liver, You’ve Gone Too Far

00:0016:46

Chapter 17: My Vagina Is Fine. Thanks for Asking

00:0009:34

Chapter 18: Phone Conversation I Had withMy Husband After I Got Lost for theEighty Thousandth Time

00:0005:12

Chapter 19: And ThenI Got Stabbed in the Faceby a Serial Killer

00:0035:18

Chapter 20: Thanks forthe Zombies, Jesus

00:0001:44

Chapter 21: Making Friends with Girls

00:0031:23

Chapter 22: I Am the Wizard of Oz of Housewives(In That I Am Both “Great and Terrible” and BecauseI Sometimes Hide Behind the Curtains)

00:0013:23

Chapter 23: The Psychopath on the Other Sideof the Bathroom Door

00:0011:58

Chapter 24: An Open Letter to My Husband,Who Is Asleepin the Next Room

00:0003:11

Chapter 25: Just to Clarify: We Don’t Sleep with Goats

00:0014:11

Chapter 26: Stabbed by Chicken

00:0027:01

Chapter 27: It Wasn’t Even My Crack

00:0013:11

Chapter 28: Honestly, I Don’t Even Know Where I GotThat Machete:A Comic Tragedy in Three Parts Days

00:0019:14

Chapter 29: I’m Going to Need an Old Priestand a Young Priest

00:0027:14

Chapter 30: And That’s Why You Should Learnto Pick Your Battles

00:0004:47

Chapter 31: Hairless Rats: Free for Kids Only

00:0005:02

Chapter 32: And Then I Snucka Dead Cuban Alligator on an Airplane

00:0015:46

Chapter 33: You Can’t Go Home Again (Unless You Want to Get Mauled by Wild Dogs)

00:0014:01

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Who should listen Let's Pretend This Never Happened

"Let's Pretend This Never Happened" is a must-listen for anyone who enjoys humorous memoirs and relatable storytelling. Fans of Jenny Lawson's unique blend of wit and vulnerability will find comfort and laughter in her tales of childhood awkwardness and adult mishaps. This audiobook is perfect for those seeking lighthearted entertainment, especially individuals who appreciate a candid glimpse into the challenges of mental health and the absurdities of everyday life. It's an ideal pick for commuters, leisure listeners, or anyone in need of a good laugh and a reminder that they’re not alone in their struggles.

3 quotes from Let's Pretend This Never Happened

"Laughter is always the best medicine, unless you’re laughing for no reason, then you might need medicine."
"The problem with being a man is that you have to act like one. You can’t cry, you can’t be vulnerable, you can’t let anybody catch you playing with dolls."
"You can’t keep your heart closed, because the world is a scary place, so you open it up, with a brave face and good friends, and you hope it’s not a mess when the dust settles."

Author : Jenny Lawson

Jenny Lawson, celebrated for her sharp wit and uniquely humorous perspective on the absurdities of life, has captivated millions with her candid reflections on sanity and everyday mishaps. With her knack for blending the bizarre with the relatable, she invites readers to ponder questions like why Jesus isn't classified as a zombie and share in the hilarity of events such as the time she inadvertently mailed herself a cobra. Her award-winning blog has garnered a devoted following, further solidifying her place as a prominent voice in contemporary humor.

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